Filed under: Miscellany | Tags: celebrities, christina aguilera, collaborations, dollar signs, grooming, kesha, kim kardashian's fiance has the same name as her mom weird, mary j blige, slash, smoking in the shower
Pharrell for Kiehl’s was one thing. But the recent collaboration between the grooming giant and everyone’s favorite Lilliputian photographer The Sartorialist really got me thinking: not only is there a lot of money to be had in the world of celebrity grooming collaborations, but the partnerships don’t even need to make any sort of sense! Never one to settle for anything less than perfect, I’ve gone ahead and brainstormed five possible celebrity grooming collaborations that are a much more natural fit. These guys and girls are just itching for some of that health and beauty money — some literally (see Ke$ha).
Slash Anti-Dandruff Shampoo: Shred & Shoulders
Mary J. Blige for Johnson & Johnson: No More Tears and/or Drama
Brut by Christina Aguilera
Ke$ha for Purell Hand $anitizer
Just for Men Celebrity Edition by Hugh Jackman
WontLastisse by Kim Kardashian for Latisse
Danny DeVito x PedEgg
